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“Mark Twain Once Said …”: A Small Collection of Quotes by Famous American Author Mark Twain

Mark Twain is one of the most famous US writers. Mark Twain was the pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens. He was born in Missouri in November 1835. Clemens died April 21, 1910 at the age of 74 in Redding, Connecticut.

Twain is perhaps most well-known for his books “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” (1884) and “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” (1876).

Twain was a gifted writer and is often quoted in speeches and in print. We have arranged here some of his most famous quotations for your reading pleasure.

The Mark Twain Famous Quotes (source) …

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and finish the farce.

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

(He was) a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

Golf is a good walk, ruined.

Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

We are always too busy for our children; we never give them the time or interest they deserve. We lavish gifts upon them; but the most precious gift, our personal association, which means so much to them, we give grudgingly.

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, It was like trying to hold 35 corks under water at the same time.

Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I am an old man and have a great many troubles, But most of them never happened.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.

We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.

Mark Twain in Print: Huckleberry Finn

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